A bitter German man interpreted his divorce agreement literally, sawing his possessions in two and sending half to his ex-wife.

The man, who lives in berlin, recently divorced his ex-wife Laura and apparently the divorce was pretty nasty. So when the judge ordered him to give his wife half of everything, he did just that, literally.

The man sliced everything from furniture to electronics, even the couple’s car. He sent one half to his ex and put his half for sale on ebay.

His items include half a couch, half a motorcycle helmet, half a car, even half a teddy bear and more half items.

He posted a YouTube video called “For Laura” of himself sawing the items in two, with the caption: “Thank you for 12 ‘beautiful’ years Laura !!!!! you’ve really earned half.”

Revenge is a dish best served cold, but it’s not easy when you’ve only got half a plate.

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